Torn indeed. Kudos to Tim for digging up obscure videos like these. I see Perth isn't exactly the most exciting place in the world.
If idle hands are the devil's workshop, then Tim's manufactured a whole horde of underworldly fiends who probably look somewhat like this, led by a balrog or two and backup-ed by hellish, giant angry-looking-skull mounted on the front, decaying-human-head- flinging-catapults, waiting to be unleashed onto a certain female acquaintance of his.
Ahem. I digress. So, yes, torn. Enjoy~!
Funny, yes? Laughed my head off.
Mimes full of expression aside, I learnt something new today.
NEVER STIR FRY FOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT ON.
Trust me. Never ever ever do it. You could have timed every single squeal of pain that came from my kitchen today to each pop/crackle coming from the frying pan.
I tell you, my harrison's sulcus-ed chest will never look nor feel the same, scarred and violated as it has been by many happy impish splashing droplets of hot oil. wargh.
