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| Friday, October 27, 2006 |
| THE bimanual |
Yes, THE bimanual exam. The only thing more uncomfortable for a woman besides giving birth, a mammogram or a speculum exam.
For the uninitiated, it involves one hand over a woman's lower belly and 2 fingers from the other hand uhm, well, inside her belly. Use your imagination. And it involves the fingers inside the belly making broad sweeps left and right to locate the ovaries and the boundaries of the uterus. Again, use your imagination.
So standing at the side of the examining table, introduced myself, explained the exam, gloves and lube on, I was about to begin the exam when the dr said;
"Make sure your tongue doesn't touch the clitoris"
My partner for the exam, a cowboy (literally, no, really, he is) named Beau Blois, grows a huge ear-to-ear grin.
The patient looks up, shock all over her face, as though we just told her she had 2 hours to live.
The Dr flushes up quicker than a chinaman on alcohol *ahem ahem*
I was stopped deader in my tracks than when I saw a dangling dingle during the DRE I performed some time earlier.
"well that was a Freudian slip..." she recovers.
She had meant to say thumb. An honest mistake, but still, I discovered a whole new level of awkwardness that I never knew could possibly have existed. |
posted by theycallmecruel @ 7:55 AM  |
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heheheheahahahhahahahuhuhuhuh oooooohhhhhhhhh im not even supposed to be talking and i can't stop laughing hahaha i can imagine you with that face of yours hahahahaha heheheh hhohohohh ooooooooooo tooo funny!
thanks
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hahahahaha continuation frm the evil ones laughter hahehhehhehehe dang i shoulda been there ahhahahaha
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heheheheahahahhahahahuhuhuhuh oooooohhhhhhhhh im not even supposed to be talking and i can't stop laughing hahaha i can imagine you with that face of yours hahahahaha heheheh hhohohohh ooooooooooo tooo funny!
thanks