this is a coconut shell, and i am it's frog

Sunday, October 01, 2006
LOL = laugh out loud
Isabel = a very well mannered, quiet, well put together Canadian Chinese I met here at church.

theycallmecruel = random Malaysian bypasser caught in the line of fire of a woman's wrath. He hopes that Isabel will never find his blog, or the following might be directed at him next time (!)

- Isabel - says:
my computer got infected
- Isabel - says:
and someone cracked into my computer
- Isabel - says:
and monitoring me right now
- Isabel - says:
yah
- Isabel - says:
i m ing about yu
- Isabel - says:
bastard
- Isabel - says:
who sits in front of r stupid monitor 4/7
- Isabel - says:
and stares at the screen and get the pleasure from making other people's computers die
theycallmecruel says:
??
- Isabel - says:
that r ass get so frigging big
- Isabel - says:
not wei jing
theycallmecruel says:
lol?
- Isabel - says:
i am saying this person who hacked into my computer
- Isabel - says:
and he fucking uses my msn
theycallmecruel says:
i feel your pain
- Isabel - says:
excuse me
theycallmecruel says:
but chill lar
theycallmecruel says:
hehe
- Isabel - says:
humMerfreak
- Isabel - says:
wha the fa9r7w3u09374183@#*)(# is that sutpid name got
- Isabel - says:
it's the most ridiculous name i've ever known
- Isabel - says:
its good that know are a freak rself
- Isabel - says:
(not wei jing, i am not ing to )
- Isabel - says:
and now
- Isabel - says:
my bf, will tell me to install some shits to crack
theycallmecruel says:
i've never seen you talk so much
theycallmecruel says:
btw my name is spelled jin
theycallmecruel says:
not jing
theycallmecruel says:
haha
- Isabel - says:
o sry
theycallmecruel says:
no worries
- Isabel - says:
yah i a lot
- Isabel - says:
stupid hUmmer freak
theycallmecruel says:
chilling lar sista
- Isabel - says:
got nothing to do at home
- Isabel - says:
just sit in front of r frigging large monitor
theycallmecruel says:
you know he's probably laughing at you being so angry
- Isabel - says:
i bet it's old and just did whole bunch of stuff to it to make it look high tech
- Isabel - says:
cheap
- Isabel - says:
so cheap
- Isabel - says:
i know are laughing
- Isabel - says:
but um...
- Isabel - says:
buddy, it's thursday night
- Isabel - says:
get drunk
- Isabel - says:
get laid
- Isabel - says:
tks tsk tsk
- Isabel - says:
right...
theycallmecruel says:
??
- Isabel - says:
yu are toooo fat that can't
- Isabel - says:
can't even go out
- Isabel - says:
and if go out
theycallmecruel says:
wth
- Isabel - says:
people jump at the sight of
theycallmecruel says:
i'll assume this isn't you, isabel
theycallmecruel says:
cause it sure doesn't sound liek you
- Isabel - says:
and when can't find r keys to r house that share with r mama and papa
- Isabel - says:
find it in r nd stomach layer
- Isabel - says:
and by the way
- Isabel - says:
also found the chocolate left over had last monday in r 4th layer of r stomach
- Isabel - says:
and when shit
- Isabel - says:
created katrina in the states
theycallmecruel says:
lol?
- Isabel - says:
stupid fart
- Isabel - says:
started to wear glasses since were born
theycallmecruel says:
uhm
- Isabel - says:
so probably cannot find any glasses that fit r eyes
theycallmecruel says:
ok you go on now isabel
theycallmecruel says:
i'll take a shower first
- Isabel - says:
so the only glasses can find are the bear bottoms
- Isabel - says:

- Isabel - says:
later i am gonna install this shit and crack the hell outa this boy
- Isabel - says:
hUmmer freak
theycallmecruel says:
haha
theycallmecruel says:
do it now lar
- Isabel - says:
and my bf is also in computer science
- Isabel - says:
and i will tell him to crack the hell out of too
- Isabel - says:
and trust me
- Isabel - says:
he can do WAY better than what have done on my computer
- Isabel - says:
cuz he actually gets a degree for cracking ppl
theycallmecruel says:
btw the word is hacking
theycallmecruel says:
not cracking
theycallmecruel says:
hahahaha
- Isabel - says:
o right
- Isabel - says:
hack
- Isabel - says:
crack is to attack
- Isabel - says:
reboot now
theycallmecruel says:
haha
theycallmecruel says:
gogo
theycallmecruel says:
i shower first

Seriously, it was like seeing the pope get drunk and hit on random women. ok that's an exaggeration but you get the idea. This woman hardly even talks to me normally. Suddenly kena unload upon like this. Her rantings were just too entertaining to not share. Evil, uncaringly finding joy in other people's misery on my part? Most probably. But oh well.

LOL
posted by theycallmecruel @ 2:21 PM  
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