this is a coconut shell, and i am it's frog

Tuesday, April 17, 2007
titleless
Yes the title reads "title-less". NOT "titi-less", which I know some of you would have read first time.

To all who have supported, encouraged, listened, made me laugh, made me smile, made me forget, sat by me, stood by me.

You guys rock.

Specifically -
Carrie. You bring laughter into the darkest of places. Where would I be without you? Groping around for a torchlight, indelibly.

Lavi. Your bimbotic fascination with swimmers and menstruation never cease to amuse me.
theycallmecruel @ oilfriedghost.blogspot.com
yesterday freaking stress. 2 patients arrested in the OR, then another 2 on the floor
lavi
har? how to arrest in the OR. the police came in?
theycallmecruel @ oilfriedghost.blogspot.com
...
CARDIAC ARREST LAR
This woman will be a doctor in 2 years time.

Jenn. I think I have problems? You put things into perspective for me. I don't know where you find the strength to listen to me given the crap that you're going through as well. Shared pain baybeh.

I do think that no one phrases compliments as insults as well as I do. Cut me a bit of slack k.

SO a string of very yong sui things have been happening too.

The day before our psych + family medicine exams, my housemate and I ordered pizza. The dominoe's is only across the street and in Halifax they charge for delivery. Bodoh right. My turn to pick up the pizza (yes we do this a lot). It was like so bloody windy that night that small children were being tossed about like confetti.

In the midst of avoiding the confetti-like small children I was walking back clutching our 16 dollar pizza when a particularly strong gust of wind blew.
The pizza flew out of the box.
Yeah seriously.
Flying pizza.
Like ufo wei.
A very tasty, 16-dollar ufo.
I had a hand on the top of the box, one on the bottom, and the wind blew in through one side flap and the pizza out the other side flap.

*piak*

Dinner, meet road. Road, this is dinner. Oh and dinner? That's car's tyre coming.

*squelch of car driving over my dinner*

That sound was so profoundly painful I cannot describe it. I remained so stunned I walked upstairs with an empty pizza box. Such deep deep pain. Piercing flesh and marrow.

I slept hungry that night.

OK lar got more yongsui stuff but the above story is too painful for me to go on. I still mourn that uneaten pizza. Gone to where all bad pizzas go.

Plus this entry is already inordinately long.

zzz
posted by theycallmecruel @ 9:35 AM  
3 Comments:
  • At 10:00 AM, Blogger Jack said…

    did you try going back to domino and say that it was their fault cos of the unreliable box? then mayb u wun feel hungry that night. lol

     
  • At 6:56 PM, Blogger Carrie said…

    hahahaha good thing i'm saving you the batteries for your torchlight

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger adrian said…

    what a way to get totally owned man!

     
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